监狱与公司之间的差异

項目	監獄	公司
1	大部份時間你都在一個 8x10呎的空間內	大部份時間你都在一個 6x8呎的堅格內
2	一日三餐準時進食， 完全免費	進食不定時，餐數不一定， 自己付錢
3	表現良好可獲休假	表現良好可獲更多工作
4	守衛為你開關所有房門	自行開關所有的門， 遺失職員證或忘記密碼， 將被罸款數以百元計
5	擁有獨立厠所	使用公厠
6	親友可探望你	辦公時間不容許私人事務
7	所有費用由納稅人支付， 不用工作	稅金由收入的工作扣除 以支付公共開支， 如監獄經費
8	麻木不仁的獄卒向你施壓	管理階層的手段更毒辣
9	太多空餘的時間， 可做運動健身	絲毫沒有自己的時間， 有損健身
10	離開監獄代表重獲自由	離開公司則前途

这个只是玩玩罢了...

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Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

[Verse 1]
You’re so fine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
I think about you all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright)?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right

[Bridge:]
She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

[Chorus:]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

[Verse 2]
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (again, again, again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again (and again, and again, and again!)

[Bridge]

[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
[repeat]

[Chorus x2]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No way! No way!

Hey! Hey! 

Diddy - Dirty Money - Coming Home ft. Skylar Grey

m coming home straight after work
So you can have me all to yourself
We’ll be alone just me and you
So no one interrupts what we do

[Verse 1]

You say where are you going?
In the night, on the way 'couse
My body's not close to you
But you don't call me,
Out of respect you can bet that
You'll be waiting home for me
I'm out for the whole day,
Try'na do it my way, monday to friday,
Gotta make my baby understand
I do this for you boy,
But you deserve the time

[Chorus]


Im coming home straight after work
So you can have me all to yourself
We’ll be alone just me and you
So no one interrupts what we do
Pixie Lott Coming Home lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/pixie-lott-coming-home-lyrics.html

Im coming home straight after work
So you can have me all to yourself

All night (x2)

[Verse 2]

Always complaining, in the morn
When I wake from my sleep
Brush my teeth, and leave
And now that I'm famous
It's kinda hard making time for
The woman that's close to me
I'm out for the whole days
Try'na do it my way
Monday to friday,
Gotta make my baby understand
I do it for girl
'cause you deserve the time


[Chorus repeated]

When i'm away I miss my baby
Yeah i'm gone with half my heart
God knows I must be crazy
For living far apart
But tonight it's gonna be different
'cause i'm coming home

B.o.B - Airplanes

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)


Yeah
I could use a dream or a genie or a wish
To go back to a place much simpler than this
Cause after all the partyin' and smashin' and crashin'
And all the glitz and the glam and the fashion
And all the pandemonium and all the madness
There comes a time where you fade to the blackness
And when you're staring at that phone in your lap
And you hoping but them people never call you back
But that's just how the story unfolds
You get another hand soon after you fold
And when your plans unravel
And they sayin' what would you wish for
If you had one chance
So airplane airplane sorry I'm late
I'm on my way so don't close that gate
If I don't make that then I'll switch my flight
And I'll be right back at it by the end of the night


Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
B.o.b. Airplanes lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/bob-airplanes-lyrics.html

I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)


Somebody take me back to the days
Before this was a job, before I got paid
Before it ever mattered what I had in my bank
Yeah back when I was tryin' to get into the subway
And back when I was rappin' for the hell of it
But now a days we rappin' to stay relevant
I'm guessin that if we can make some wishes outta airplanes
Then maybe yo maybe I'll go back to the days
Before the politics that we call the rap game
And back when ain't nobody listened to my mix tape
And back before I tried to cover up my slang
But this is for the Cada, what's up Bobby Ray
So can I get a wish to end the politics
And get back to the music that started this sh-t
So here I stand and then again I say
I'm hopin' we can make some wishes outta airplanes


Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

【12星座喜欢你的信号】

下载 (14.73 KB) 2011-4-22 10:14 【12星座喜欢你的信号】 白羊:眼睛发直； 金牛:带你去他最爱的地方； 双子:送礼物给你； 巨蟹:总想跟你在一起； 狮子:满脸写着喜欢你； 处女:跟周围人谈论你； 天秤:开始紧张； 天蝎:找各种机会接近你； 射手:嘘寒问暖； 魔羯:基本没信号； 水瓶:不回避直接猛攻； 双鱼:总有些温馨的小举动。 周围有人偷偷喜欢你吗？

【12星座头脑最差傻乎乎星座排行榜】

【12星座头脑最差傻乎乎星座排行榜】 第一名:射手座； 第二名:双子座； 第三名:双鱼座； 第四名:白羊座； 第五名:巨蟹座； 第六名:天秤座； 第七名:水瓶座； 第八名:金牛座； 第九名:狮子座； 第十名:摩羯座； 第十一名:处女座； 第十二名:天蝎座。 最近你傻乎乎了吗？

星座颜色

白羊座的性格颜色是红色，幸运颜色是金黄色或宝蓝色

金牛座的性格颜色是粉红或淡蓝色，幸运颜色是黄色或红色

双子座的性格颜色是淡黄或橘橙色，幸运颜色是淡蓝色或天蓝色或白色 

巨蟹座的性格颜色是绿或灰色，幸运颜色是深灰色或黑色或淡紫色 

狮子座的性格颜色是金黄色，幸运颜色是白色或黑色 

处女座的性格颜色是深蓝色，幸运颜色是红色或奶油色或金黄色 

天平座的性格颜色是淡蓝或粉红色，幸运颜色是淡黄色橘橙色

天蝎座的性格颜色是紫色或黑色，幸运颜色是红绿色或黄色或粉红色

射手座的性格颜色是宝蓝或黄色，幸运颜色是红色系或金黄色 

魔羯座的性格颜色是深灰或暗绿或咖啡色，幸运颜色是粉红色 

宝瓶座的性格颜色是天蓝或鲜蓝色，幸运颜色是橘橙或粉红色 

双鱼座的性格颜色是湖绿色，幸运颜色是红色系或黄色系